Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tales of a commuter - Rush Hour

I personally set a goal to come to the office earlier and have a sort of early shift. It seemed promising for the past three weeks as I was coming in between 7-7:30am. I was enjoying the early morning laid-back, 15-minute commute.

And then it happened.

Last Tuesday, I came in late. It was still 7:45 when I was waiting for the bus but it was already HOT and buses were full.

Being the macho girl that I was, I jumped in the overflowing bus so I won't be late. I was literally standing by the door. Good thing manong kunduktor asked me to move up and the people around to make an inch of a space for me. Para nga naman di maipit ng pinto.

There I was.. perspiring my gut out, with butts bumping at me from all directions, with manongs (who were reaching for the hand support) almost have their arms around me... There were sweat everywhere, from all ages and gender. There were cussing and swearing. There were bodies touching...

That's when I realized the most amazing thing...

Rush Hour commute is very much like an Orgy.

All the essentials are there. Just replace those manongs with hunks and I'll willingly ride the rush hour traffic everyday. haha!

5 comments:

  1. naughty.... hahaha...;p

    "Rush Hour commute is very much like an Orgy."--- di ko sha naisip til sinabi mo ate.. oo nga.. hahaha

    "All the essentials are there. Just replace those manongs with hunks and I'll willingly ride the rush hour traffic everyday. haha!" -------uh, hello kuya levin? hehe..joke! :)

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  2. parang may tag-ano ha.... hahaha! =)

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  3. haha! naughty ba? di naman! hahaha!

    Di bale, kasama ko naman si kuya levin sa rush hour nung wednesday kaya... he knows. hahaha!

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  4. uy anong "ano" yon, TA? hehehe. walang ano ano yang post... malinis ang intensyon ko. hahahaha!

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  5. ay nako.. the rush hour here is an experience talaga. as in bumper to bumper ang mga tao. at wala ng paki paki kung may masangga..hahaha tapos maffeel mo talaga na parang may tutulak sayo sa loob ng bus/train...

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